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Maybe I should consider using that as an excuse more often. "I'm sorry, I fell on your wallet in such a way that it landed in my pocket."

You should have used the accidental scratch as the start of an obscenity. Instead of people thinking you're a clumsy idiot, they'll feel sorry for you for being vandalized. The hot suggestion: PLUMPA HUMPA

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The real question is how close is your car to a porsche, because if it's a nice ass car, fml, especially a porsche, if you drive one, hopefully you would not be as clumsy as that, although im not saying everyone that drives one isn't clumsy there are probably hundreds of people really clumsy who drive nice cars, just watch an episode of the hills or some crap show like that, how do they not get an accidents every time they drive

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