Miscellaneous: Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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By facingit - 08/11/2010 10:32 - Australia

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

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By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - 04/02/2017 02:00 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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Hey Jude, don't make it bad

By faul - 26/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, a lady told me I looked like Paul McCartney in his youth. With that little confidence boost, I told my girlfriend. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she didn't know who Paul McCartney is, or how she is now obsessively Googling pictures of him and is practically drooling. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2019 12:00

Today, the guy I really like told me that I look exactly like Kathy Bates. I'm only 30. FML

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By no - 20/03/2014 22:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

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By poop_mcqueen - 30/07/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

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Saturday 16 October 2010 8:53

mmm sexy ;)

psaphier 9

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:59

so does that mean that in 60 years you'll be a singing sensation for 15 minutes?

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kratos1586 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:59

too bad they didnt say u also hav her talent XD

artisticninja713 13

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:13

4: Susan Boyle'd actually really popular in the UK. And that's what google is for people.

thetweak70 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:14

ouch

reca89 5

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:19

I would cry.

ObviouslyJesus 1

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:48

But can you sing like her

Charlotteeexx 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:48

hey! she's beautsss...

lusticles 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:52

make more of an effort to look less ugly, I guess.

Mustardnight 3

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:56

id hit that

ItalianFilipino 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 4:06

with a frickin shovel

garza559 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 11:07

shes hot

underguarded 20

Saturday 16 October 2010 11:46

oh ****

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Same thing different taste

Hi Zach!

Hey Jude, don't make it bad

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