Miscellaneous: Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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By facingit - 08/11/2010 10:32 - Australia

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

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By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - 04/02/2017 02:00 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By faul - 26/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, a lady told me I looked like Paul McCartney in his youth. With that little confidence boost, I told my girlfriend. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she didn't know who Paul McCartney is, or how she is now obsessively Googling pictures of him and is practically drooling. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2019 12:00

Today, the guy I really like told me that I look exactly like Kathy Bates. I'm only 30. FML

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By no - 20/03/2014 22:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

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By poop_mcqueen - 30/07/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

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mama2b3 20

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:53

mmm sexy ;)

psaphier 9

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:59

so does that mean that in 60 years you'll be a singing sensation for 15 minutes?

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munkyjunkie 7

Saturday 16 October 2010 16:07

and i guess im right in saying you dont have the voice to even the situation out either fyl

thatguy133 1

Saturday 16 October 2010 16:08

hey well at least Susan Boyle's a badass!!! she proves that u don't have to be a skinny white Disney singer to make good music, not that disney makes good music

_vicky_luv 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 16:10

Susan boyle is cute haha take that as a compliment!

kristineszLIFE 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 17:21

LOL

CiaranPM 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 17:51

It coulda been worse. They could have said Rosie O'Donnel.

J_rockk10 3

Saturday 16 October 2010 17:53

OMG that is so ****** up. After her make-over she looked better.

oh_wow_why_me 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 18:51

OMG u where on KassemG right?

saladgirl123 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 5:07

thats what i said!!!!! the poster is from cali!!

Shannon61 4

Saturday 16 October 2010 20:30

don't worry about it i am sure they are just joking :) besides just cuz one person says you are ugly doesnt e=mean you arent beauitful in the eyes of another

frownupsidedown 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 21:16

Susan Boyle is a beaut! :) she legit is she is sooooooo amazin.

Iruke13 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 21:21

Dude. omg ur a pussy if u took that seriously

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