Miscellaneous: Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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By facingit - 08/11/2010 10:32 - Australia

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

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By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - 04/02/2017 02:00 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By faul - 26/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, a lady told me I looked like Paul McCartney in his youth. With that little confidence boost, I told my girlfriend. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she didn't know who Paul McCartney is, or how she is now obsessively Googling pictures of him and is practically drooling. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2019 12:00

Today, the guy I really like told me that I look exactly like Kathy Bates. I'm only 30. FML

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By no - 20/03/2014 22:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

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By poop_mcqueen - 30/07/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

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mama2b3 20

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:53

mmm sexy ;)

psaphier 9

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:59

so does that mean that in 60 years you'll be a singing sensation for 15 minutes?

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denvan 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 21:49

Wow you must be a double bagger alright

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 16 October 2010 22:37

Have you dreamed a dream?

cybermolly10 7

Sunday 17 October 2010 0:53

Think how Susan Boyle must feel.

jingling 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:29

oh please, my cousin said i looked like Neyo and abit like jordin sparks and a shihtsu. i was sad so i told my friends and sister and they agreed with him. im asian btw

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:37

Ne-Yo's half Asian, both he and Jordin Sparks are beautiful. You must he really pretty/handsome.

jlenn 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 7:13

haha and im sure you arent as talented

SMD_emilyy 1

Sunday 17 October 2010 7:27

Lmao, oh susie<3

TheDamnDrifter 1

Sunday 17 October 2010 7:44

My aunt looks like susan boyle.

artsyfultastic 10

Sunday 17 October 2010 7:51

it's ok, I got told the same thing by my girlfriend xD

jackory 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 11:14

Its an interesting look to go for

Neadra 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:26

At least she's caked up

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