Love: Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely...

By thanksjerk - 11/08/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend, and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our "great relationship" for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML

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So clever. Wow.

By Tree - 02/02/2018 19:00

Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML

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Memento

By you can't remember? - 24/04/2023 12:00

Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML

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Stop going on about it

By Msrebound - 05/07/2017 20:00

Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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I'm listening!

By Iamthatgirl - 27/08/2014 04:56 - United States - Ada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 435

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Alexa, play "Communication Breakdown" by Led Zeppelin

By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 04:00

Today, I've always needed to share stories about things that made me upset to my boyfriend, and I thought he was my safe place to do so. I've always talked to him, and so has he. If he got upset, he'd tell me what's bothering him. Now he says he doesn't like it because I always talk to him about it. Now I have no one. FML

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You deserved it 187

Cheesy

By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my best friend that there was a time that I loved her, then told her it was today, yesterday, last week, last month, last year, and listed several years before that, etc. Her response? "Wow, I can't believe we've known each other that long." FML

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You deserved it 330

By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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Jimboom 11

Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:08

I bet you remember at least one thing that he did that annoyed now? ;-)

maybe_tomorrow 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:11

Urgh, why are there so many girls saying that they told their bf's something 'cutely'?

Comments

sentran89 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:43

I think its nice that you can date knowing and acknowledging each other's flaws, it means it will probably last.

Nightfallz 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:38

I remember this being done before recently. therefor ydi for non origional material

detrockgirl 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:23

cutely isn't a real word.

honeyishrnkdakid 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 21:28

cutely. (n.d.). Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1). Retrieved August 11, 2009, from Dictionary.com website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cutely –adverb in a cute, charming, or amusing way; cutely: In this type of movie the boy and girl always meet cute.

gross__ 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:51

omg, stop whining. atleast you have a boyfriend. who obviously loves you, if he's still with you after all those annoyances.

TotallyAwesome 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:53

If you don't love somebody with their weaknesses, then you don't really love them. You're a dumb bitch for thinking that this is a bad thing.

ichwillkeinengel 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:25

Every time I read an FML where someone describes themselves or what they were doing as being cute, sexy, pretty, or seductive, I give it a YDI.

annamg 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:30

There's nothing wrong with him thinking you have flaws, but he didn't need to rattle off a list like he was proud of it.

arsewipe92 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 0:53

YDI for expecting a cutesy answer in return from someone with a penis.

Coprophobia 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:41

@69 hahah, nice one.

giganticbrain 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:25

I agree, excellent one. But seriously, you do in fact deserve this. Why in hell would you ever say something like that? That's just an asshole statement.