Health: Who goes there?

Who goes there?

By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 23:01

Today, I live in a studio and I can hear really weird noises coming from my neighbours, my walls, my floor and even inside, without knowing what did fall/scratch/move. I seriously wonder if someone lives hidden in the walls. I don't know if I should call the cops, a psychiatrist or an exorcist. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 12:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML

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Once you notice it, it's deafening

By Mysterious tapping noise - 05/09/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I keep hearing a tapping noise in my bedroom every few seconds. I don't know where it's coming from, but I do know it's driving me crazy, and it's impossible for me to ignore. FML

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The sound of silence

By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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By LostSleep - 24/05/2016 21:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML

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By notenoughunderwearintheworld - 21/07/2013 20:54 - South Africa - Durban

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

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By ineedsleep - 30/10/2014 14:15 - Finland - J?rvenp

Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 17:42 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

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By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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We live in a society

By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 06:01

Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Saturday 9 January 2021 23:13

Could be any number of small animals living withing the walls. Rats, squirrels, even a couple raccoons.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 January 2021 3:14

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!!!

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Bogrbon 27

Saturday 9 January 2021 23:13

Could be any number of small animals living withing the walls. Rats, squirrels, even a couple raccoons.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 January 2021 3:14

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!!!

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 10 January 2021 6:02

do you know your neighbors talk to them see if they hear the weird noises if they think there's animals too call an exterminator you'll find the points of entry and close them off and get rid of whatever's pests you have

spinspinsugar 12

Monday 11 January 2021 20:12

I live in a house and I'm always hearing like something's falling and idk were it's coming from because I don't see anything fallen over. idk if there are animals in the walls or if the house is haunted or both.

sirrubberduckie 35

Tuesday 12 January 2021 5:29

Whatever you do, don't watch His House.

IHaveThePower 16

Wednesday 14 July 2021 1:01

Call an exterminator, you have rodents living inside of the walls. Apparently that's A Thing in apartments in cities...bugs and rodents just show up in the walls. The landlord should be able to get you a free exterminator and hopefully deal with it themselves.