Love: Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely...

By thanksjerk - 11/08/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend, and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our "great relationship" for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML

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So clever. Wow.

By Tree - 02/02/2018 19:00

Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML

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Memento

By you can't remember? - 24/04/2023 12:00

Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML

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Stop going on about it

By Msrebound - 05/07/2017 20:00

Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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I'm listening!

By Iamthatgirl - 27/08/2014 04:56 - United States - Ada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML

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Alexa, play "Communication Breakdown" by Led Zeppelin

By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 04:00

Today, I've always needed to share stories about things that made me upset to my boyfriend, and I thought he was my safe place to do so. I've always talked to him, and so has he. If he got upset, he'd tell me what's bothering him. Now he says he doesn't like it because I always talk to him about it. Now I have no one. FML

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Cheesy

By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my best friend that there was a time that I loved her, then told her it was today, yesterday, last week, last month, last year, and listed several years before that, etc. Her response? "Wow, I can't believe we've known each other that long." FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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Jimboom 11

Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:08

I bet you remember at least one thing that he did that annoyed now? ;-)

maybe_tomorrow 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:11

Urgh, why are there so many girls saying that they told their bf's something 'cutely'?

Comments

alijacket 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 14:29

http://whitewhine.tumblr.com/ ... this is not. How the hell did this get approved?

FlyingDutchmen60 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 14:34

SLAP HIM!!!!

Einstein714 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 14:40

so, he's got a good memory

Tubasaurus 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:06

I think we need a counter for all of the whiny over-sensitive girlfriend anecdotes that get posted on this site.

letitbe56 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:14

YDI for lying...love's not about forgetting the things that bother you, it's about realizing they're worth overlooking.

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:19

OP fails, the guy has EPIC WIN written all over him.

Qup 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:28

my husband is like that. I had an issue I wanted speak with him about( I don't evenremember what it was). he had a list - which he rattled off. I was gobsmacked and walked away. of course you sort of asked for it. not realizing that you're a romantic and he's not he felt like you had just opened a door for him. open an actual door and get rid of him. he's wasting your time.

Finnboghi 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:02

So basically what you're saying is you're a self-centered, egotistical, narcissistic bitch who thinks of herself as perfect, and will leave her husband if he disagrees? And you want others to be more like you? ...Ya, 'cuz that's what we need more of in the world. And as for your idea of keeping track of both, I think it would be a good idea. Keep track of the ratio. Might be interesting to see which is the whinier sex. And finally, someone put a lot of work into the reply function. Learn to use it.