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By I should have kept my mouth shut - 23/01/2013 01:35 - United States - Davis

Today, I was talking to my grandma and I mentioned the fact that tomatoes are technically fruit. It's been an hour and she's still yelling, accusing me of lying to her. FML

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Same thing different taste

Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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By Anon - 15/05/2015 13:58 - United States - Lakeville

Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML

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Never? NEVER?!

By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 08:00

Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for 4 years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML

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He Mad

By kitty - 09/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, my grandpa yelled at me, telling me to stop being ugly and rude. I only asked if he could cut the watermelon. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2016 12:11 - United Kingdom - Pontypool

Today, my grandmother yet again asked where my grandfather is. She refuses to believe us when we tell her that he passed away 6 years ago. She always insists that he's out cheating on her and accuses us of lying to cover his arse. FML

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Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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By DeathPopStar666 - 19/08/2019 14:00

Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML

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Misunderstood

By lildale92 - 03/06/2021 10:01 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I was trying to explain to my mother-in-law how I hated the way my father-in-law talks to me, the tone he uses. She thought I was attacking him and got mad at me. FML

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Trickiest_K 9

Wednesday 23 January 2013 11:51

It's amazing how fired up people get over a tomato...

nickjam19 5

Wednesday 23 January 2013 11:48

So either show her some proof or just let her think she's right. it can't matter that much.

Comments

xobrelove 3

Thursday 24 January 2013 22:11

i hate when people get so mad about that topic

wvcheesehead1 9

Friday 25 January 2013 3:30

Time for the home.

bigtime_rocker 11

Friday 25 January 2013 5:38

How is it a fruit then? I've always thought it was a vegetable...

kables3 9

Friday 25 January 2013 6:06

Technically there is no such thing as a vegetable.

sarah17xx_fml 10

Friday 25 January 2013 19:50

I didn't know tomato is a fruit. Ha I get to learn something new everyday on FML!

shaymaa1985 3

Saturday 26 January 2013 8:47

I've Had so many arguments about tomatoes being a fruit and people always get so angry over it. I'm not telling them to add it to fruit salad I'm just saying technically it's a fruit.

MikeFoxtrot01594 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 5:13

Tomatoes are both a fruit and a vegetable. Vegetables are any plant product. It's normally applied to non-sweet or starchy ones. Fruit is the anatomical structure that holds seeds. Hence, tomatoes are both.