Poopoo peepee and Work: Work sucks

Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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You deserved it 2 644

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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You deserved it 445

By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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You deserved it 3 095

No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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You deserved it 6 670

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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You deserved it 139

By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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You deserved it 20 566

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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You deserved it 187

By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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You deserved it 3 172

By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Friday 8 July 2011 23:36

What a champ!

saIty 17

Friday 8 July 2011 23:39

I miss 84% of the time because I'm cross-eyed.

Comments

pixieyy 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:36

Well that's shit...

bravesfan112233 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:45

he's a little kid give him a break

mandi4murphy 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:45

thats what we call the classic champ!

Andrew1122 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:49

that sounds like quite a shitty situation.

Tommananaze6T9 4

Friday 8 July 2011 23:58

what a little shit!

missbays 1

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:09

I feel like if a kid is old enough to use the bathroom alone then he's definitely old enough to not shit everywhere.

smurfsarwales 9

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:34

agreed. then rape his pet cat.

rallets 22

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:36

shit happens

scarletdragonfly 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:16

Oh, stop with the thumbs down... They're just a few shitty puns...

2ndSucks 15

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:16

Cue the shitty jokes?

rallets 22

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:51

#66 youre wayyyyy too late bro

Jammy01jams 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 6:09

36 - you would think so. But after goin in to take a piss after my friend and stepping in yellowish water. I now think differently. We're effing 16. And that's not the only childish thing he does, can't make himself food without completely destroying the cleanliness of the kitchen. It's like having another little brother but this one is retarded and my age... sigh.