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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:32 / United States
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By  zp5

boyfriend: "hey guys, i farted and it smelled so bad that my girlfriend threw up all over the coffee table. LOL!" his friends: "whoooa that is so cool." "that is awesome." "hilarious." "i wish my farts smelled that bad!"

@1, I'm getting so sick of women on this site who supposedly "know" men. Literally, on every single entry that involves a husband/boyfriend, there are over 5,000 smart-ass comments saying: "Men care about X more than Y" "Don't expect men to care about X" "Luckily, I have a boyfriend, so I understand men :)" Because every single male is going to be exactly identical, right? How would you feel if a thousand guys did the same thing for whenever a bitchy girl

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@1, I'm getting so sick of women on this site who supposedly "know" men. Literally, on every single entry that involves a husband/boyfriend, there are over 5,000 smart-ass comments saying: "Men care about X more than Y" "Don't expect men to care about X" "Luckily, I have a boyfriend, so I understand men :)" Because every single male is going to be exactly identical, right? How would you feel if a thousand guys did the same thing for whenever a bitchy girl

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#17 is now the spokesman for Men : the new political party sweeping the nation if i were gay, id suck your dick

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That foul is irreversible & not challengeable If we were playing football you would volunteer to be the center I'm sure.

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ahh too late, i already canceled it good try tho although im not sure what you meant by that :/

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He's wearing a speedo? Oh shit! Let me se-- Fuck! You guys lied to me! I didn't look...I swear... *peeks to look for the picture* Shit...

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yayy ! I'm not banned anymore :D but anyways I agree with 17 in a way. I just don't think the boyfriend knew it was going to smell so bad! you have to admit it was kind of funny. Idk my boyfriend is like that and I think it's hilarious.

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Well for 1. a lot of men do say that about girl fmls. and second just because you have a boyfriend that doesn't make you an expert on men. that's like saying you watch csi therefore you are qualified to be an actual investigator. =No

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Agreed 17...& that guy may be an ass, I dunno, but I doubt he did it intentionally to make her puke. His reaction is funny, though :) hehe

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dump him he just farted right next to you and then when you through up he didn't do anything dump his fat ass

I hope he at least cleaned it up for you, though by the sounds of it, he can't be the most mature or helpful boyfriend.

By  zp5

boyfriend: "hey guys, i farted and it smelled so bad that my girlfriend threw up all over the coffee table. LOL!" his friends: "whoooa that is so cool." "that is awesome." "hilarious." "i wish my farts smelled that bad!"

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Girl, just wait until after the baby is born. Make sure he stays at the hospital with you because you'll have gas that will singe his eyebrows.

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hey #13 thats a bunch of bull shit..i fu think girls don't fart that just means ur hanging out with the snotty preppy bitches that think normal body functions is gross.. in other words ur a dumbass

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