Miscellaneous: Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said...

By lovelife - 27/09/2010 13:09 - United States

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

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You deserved it 3 775

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By Eodowoiono - 06/08/2013 16:20 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML

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You deserved it 4 598

By jennlikewhoa - 18/07/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 541

By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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You deserved it 3 126

By pooraf - 04/08/2016 14:42 - United States - Urbana

Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML

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You deserved it 1 606

By aquagoddess - 03/07/2018 19:00

Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML

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You deserved it 264

Money for nothing

By Broke Bitch - 05/05/2016 21:48 - United States - Albertville

Today, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. FML

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You deserved it 13 014

By broke and hungry - 30/05/2015 18:53 - United States - West New York

Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML

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You deserved it 5 531

By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 3 681

By KayDayParade - 28/08/2011 00:38 - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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You deserved it 3 141

wisericky 12

Monday 27 September 2010 20:43

this is what i thnk happened... OP was just walkin around and some guy in a vending machine outfit robbed him and told to enjoy life. =D my comment went bie bie sorry 4 dup

Devolver 0

Monday 27 September 2010 19:43

That's coca cola to you,

Comments

xXvampireLoverXx 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 5:57

haha it's 5$ get over it. :{D

lmngrl889 14

Monday 12 September 2011 7:53

Hahaha!

wickedeva 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:45

All my FMLs have been denied, and this one made it on here. Smh

aidanjoconnor23 1

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:48

It should have said "U mad, bro?"

Autobot93 10

Sunday 5 February 2012 3:10

What the hell? How does that happen?

SkyeEatsAirplane 5

Sunday 5 February 2012 16:37

First world problems

DJP0N3 0

Monday 19 March 2012 12:19

Oh no you lost 5$ what will you do? Ydi for using a vending machine

DJP0N3 0

Monday 19 March 2012 12:21

Oh no you lost 5$ what will you do? Ydi for using a vending machine

koreyketchum 1

Saturday 9 June 2012 18:19

The fact that you'd attempt to buy something out of a vending machine that many times after it takes your money more than once makes you an idiot. Ydi. Js