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This is what constitutes humour these days? What happened to whoopie cushions and rubber chickens and fart jokes? In my day, we, uh...shit, I forget. But it was funny, dammit!

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Exactly #14, Mr. Krabs is not gonna get punked out by friend and a vending machine when it comes money.

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#14, You are missing the joke. Mr. Krabs DID get both an item and the money in that scenario because he was behind the machine.

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30 Well I get that now. At first, it didn't seem obvious to me that that's what 12 was saying. Call it stupid on my part, but oh well.

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Normally they do return your money. The ones that don't are usually the ones that look like they come out of a dumpster.

This is what constitutes humour these days? What happened to whoopie cushions and rubber chickens and fart jokes? In my day, we, uh...shit, I forget. But it was funny, dammit!

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Drew penises on your friends' cave paintings? Chiseled obscenities on your teacher's rock slab?

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Ding-dong ditched a wooly mammoth and decided that the last one back to camp was a human pancake?

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Shake that thing and show the vending machine who's boss. It'll crap itself and give out freebies.

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Where pocket change? There pocket change! Try "their", genius. And technically it should be "his" since "someone" is singular.

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Good observation. If you can't pass third grade grammar, you shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.

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Actually, "they" is commonly used as a gender neutral third person singular pronoun, so "their" can be correct (and Webster backs me up). "There" is obviously incorrect though.

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