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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 10 December 2012 20:41 / Canada - Brampton
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I never understood how picturing an audience naked is supposed to calm anything for anyone, especially for a teenage boy. I prefer to picture everyone asleep. It's closer to the truth anyway.

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I never understood how picturing an audience naked is supposed to calm anything for anyone, especially for a teenage boy. I prefer to picture everyone asleep. It's closer to the truth anyway.

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You never had that nighmare where you find yourself naked in front of an audience ? It's humiliating. Picturing everyone naked is kind of the same process, seeing them in a ridiculous situation will help you to stop being nervous about the opinion of just a bunch of humans everyone could laugh at individually.

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26 - i myself am pansexual but i dont see any reason for you to be offended. This comment doesnt seem like it was intended to discriminate against homosexuals. I can absolutely not stand homophobics :p but i must except that being heterosexual is the "norm", since many people are. Theres nothing wrong with assuming someones straight.

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I am pansexual as well and I always explain it as simply being attracted to people regardless of their sex. Whether they have a penis of vagina isn't of concern or even thought about. Different from bisexual because most that are bisexual have more of an interest in one sex but also are attracted to the other. Hope that clarifies.

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I have always thought of it as being more attracted to people for who they are rather than for their sex. I think the world would be a better place if everyone was pansexual, haha. I don't identify as pansexual, by the way, so I could be wrong, but that is how I've heard it explained. According to the Kinsey scale I fall right between straight and bisexual.

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I was pretty sure that bisexual meant attracted to two different genders, normally female and male, and pansexual meant three or more? (By the way, if you are confused as to what I mean by "more than two genders", gender is not a biological/physical thing, that would be a biological sex, but genders are things like cisgender, genderfluid, agender, bigender, transgender, etc)

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The way I understand it , 92, a pansexual person can potentially be attracted to a person of any gender because gender itself is not the thing that is attractive to them.

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Waistband it: A technique used by males to conceal an erection. The penis is tucked in between the waistband of a pair of boxers or briefs and the stomach. Sentence: On the long early morning walk to the bathroom from my dorm room, I had to employ the waistband tuck to avoid people seeing the tent I was pitching. Urbandictionary.com

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It's called RBs, or Random Boner Syndrome. It affects most males between the ages of 13 and 65. There's no warning, there's no cause, and there's no cure. It's the male curse; the burden we must bare

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It's easy to get a boner in school, or work, or, ..., pretty much everywhere. I used to sit next to this really cute girl who wore these tight sweaters. When she stretched, she would arch her back so her boobs pushed out more, and... Excuse me a moment...

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Apparently a classmate in my English class would pet his one eyed snake during class. This could have just been a rumor, but one can never know and I never asked for confirmation. But that was also 8+ years ago so there is no going back and asking.

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