Transportation: Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving....

By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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Same thing different taste

By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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By newdriver - 11/05/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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Road rage

By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

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By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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By tailgaterhater - 17/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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Destruct0r 5

Monday 20 September 2010 9:20

too bad there's no app to take you home

green_eyes124 0

Monday 20 September 2010 9:04

haha that app is annoying. my brother gets me all the time : )

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potatosrock 10

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:52

ha ha I totally want to do that now!

rhaengrace 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:43

Lol that's pretty funny

neongurl98 10

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:15

U could have just asked her to slow down.

TheTerenity 9

Wednesday 11 April 2012 22:09

75 not trying to be a killjoy, but you forgot to take off "e" in Maybe.

TheTerenity 9

Wednesday 11 April 2012 22:12

And "believe"

doglover100 28

Saturday 15 September 2012 5:22

I've done that before. It's funny.

jmcr 27

Friday 23 November 2012 3:08

That sucks but you did the right thing plus thats funny! Why should she be mad about that?

hillorie 14

Sunday 9 December 2012 16:42

Hahaha. This is hilarious.

sjella 5

Sunday 10 February 2013 5:31

Sounds like something I would do!

quinn1184 25

Friday 9 August 2013 19:53

That was a stupid thing to do.

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Kids these days, eh?

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