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By y0uw1shy0ukn3wm3 - 09/10/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was refereeing a kid's soccer game, and noticed that on the field next to me was a referee I hated working with. I told the other referee I was working with that he was the laziest and most dumbass referee I had ever worked with. She then slapped me, and told me that it was her grandpa. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 631

You deserved it 42 036

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 17:21 - United States - Latrobe

Today, while refereeing a soccer game, I was accused of being racist, blind, and a fascist by spectators. The game was played by a group of third graders. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 939

You deserved it 3 070

By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 754

You deserved it 2 266

Riot!

By gmnesbitt - 07/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 988

You deserved it 2 565

Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 515

You deserved it 22 636

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

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You deserved it 23 367

Can't win

By Anonymous - 17/03/2019 20:00

Today, my supervisor told me off for doing something. When I reminded her that she told me to do it, she yelled at me for correcting her. FML

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You deserved it 155

By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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You deserved it 3 232

Little shit

By LadyJ - 21/03/2012 00:23 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 698

You deserved it 2 132

Mom! No!

By Mnnn - 18/07/2023 18:00

Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML

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You deserved it 1 060

By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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You deserved it 4 374

darkshadow_fml 0

Friday 9 October 2009 13:18

YDI for talkin shit

Jarheadhorn 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:41

YDI keep your mouth shut

Comments

Bloodknight 22

Friday 9 October 2009 16:26

Haha, I wouldve hit the bitch back! It's a free world!

rambles 0

Friday 9 October 2009 16:37

Learn to write properly DUMBASS!!

FerrariCake 2

Friday 9 October 2009 17:13

"most dumbass"?

plexico 3

Friday 9 October 2009 17:16

Good thing you didn't get to tell her how you suspected that Grandpa was a pedophile, too.

maddog_fml 0

Friday 9 October 2009 17:40

Roman Polanski is also a referee now?

maddog_fml 0

Friday 9 October 2009 17:38

Wow OP, good for you :/ YDI

sportsnut 0

Friday 9 October 2009 18:27

you might have been slapped but she needs to learn that her gpa sucks as a ref

PhillyFox 0

Friday 9 October 2009 19:45

You definitely deserved it. If you rip on someone, expect people to get pissed off! It's not rocket science. Not to mention you'd think you could at least set a good example when you're working with kids. How mature of you.

Best_Loser 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:59

YDI because of your name.

marrajane 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:00

Agreed with 42. I was about to type that myself.

Dec12_2012 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 8:12

That does suck, but you're an idiot for getting smacked. Slam that stupid bitch's head into the pavement until she agrees with you. There is no cause for violence. If some moron slapped me, I'd scar them for life. You are allowed to make comments.