Transportation: Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer....

By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States

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By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

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By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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amirn86 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD

MegNZee21 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.

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elfuzzo 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:18

You should have eaten your underwear first.

Amkii 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:11

Completely agree with #46.

soozin 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:12

Dumbass, YDI big time, many deaths and accidents are caused by people like you, and just cause your father is a cop, it doesn't make you above the law. So drink and THINK responsibly next time.

x3samanthasue 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:58

I think it's DISGUSTING that you in any way think this situation happened because your life is ******. Innocent people die because of people like you.

xroflmaoxd 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:39

Wow, a .15? Surprised you could even pull over. You definitely deserved that and jail time.

xroflmaoxd 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:41

To #48. Well a .15 means 15% of your bloodstream is alcohol. But its already illegal to drive at a .08, so he's almost double the limit.

alewares 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:41

Hope you crash and die next time.

shinychexmix 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:25

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

magiczipperman 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 22:11

****** idiot.

JadeStar 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:23

Oh my god, everyone stfu. No one wants to hear your sob stories. I'm sure they've heard it before and nothing you can say will make them think differently. I'm sure you all will end up doing the same thing one day