Transportation: Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer....

By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML

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By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

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By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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amirn86 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD

MegNZee21 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.

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kisekileia 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:55

#43 means that the limit for new drivers was changed from 0.05 to 0.02. To give people a benchmark, one drink gets a big guy to 0.02 or a really tiny girl to 0.05. I've known a few decent, normal people who've driven drunk once, realized it was a ******* stupid thing to do, and never done it again. I can deal with that. But people who gripe about being pulled over with a BAC of 0.15? That's not cool, because driving drunk (especially hammered like that) is really dangerous.

Leilaaa_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:32

...I really hope you weren't looking for sympathy when you decided to post this cause I sure as hell have no remorse for you. My dad would've done the same sh*t to me, but unlike you, I have more sense than to get behind the wheel drunk. A really close friend of mine lost her life cause of an asshole like you...

valuemeal2 1

Monday 23 March 2009 6:06

Serves you right for drinking and driving.

melschlenz24 0

Monday 23 March 2009 6:42

I posted a story on FML about something stupid and did and got caught and now everyone hates me.

melange_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 14:37

Its your fault for driving under the influence.

fatass123 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:39

You are a dumbass, and you deserve every bit of that. If you are inconsiderate and stupid enough to drive THAT drunk, you deserve more than that- you deserve to die. Because sooner or later, you will kill somebody.

Dporter 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:51

Holy shit, 1.5? You deserve whatever you get, and then some.

nastynate 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 19:49

Dipshit

SPcamert 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:30

If I could click the "You Deserved That One" button multiple times I would NEVER STOP CLICKING IT. DRUNK DRIVING IS THE MOST STUPID THING YOU CAN DO BECAUSE IT'S NOT ONLY DANGEROUS, IT'S CONSENSUAL. IDIOT!