Transportation: Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer....

By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - 12/11/2014 03:16 - United States - Spotswood

Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML

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By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

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By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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amirn86 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD

MegNZee21 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.

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NeverMind88 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 1:27

Say hello to KARMA. She's a pretty big bitch, ain't she? People like you shouldn't be on the roads, especially if your own father is a cop :|

Kluender 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 1:28

#78, I said the same thing as you...

DaftPyramid 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 1:29

How could I click anything but "you deserved that one"? Did you come here looking for sympathy?

f__kY_urLif__ 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 1:32

that's what you get for endangering the lives of others

EffYourLyf 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 1:43

Either the person is lying, or this person has internet access while being held in custody.

AngelPie228 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:25

#96, I'm sure that ALOT of these events are made up, and some that probably did happen happened years ago or something. However, FML requires you to start everything with "Today". So, yeah. I see so many comments that say "Don't drink and drive!" Uhhum.... how about... "Don't Drink"?

Flying_Pink_Lulz 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:34

YDI.

BB_baby 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:57

#97 people are getting upset about drink and driving because that puts other peoples lives in danger most people dont see anything against drinking as long as you are of age and not getting totally shit-faced