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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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By Triumvirate - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML

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By TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

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By LT - 07/08/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By Dani_Rich - 16/02/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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luck003 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 12:12

did you write him a ticket?

locs376 2

Saturday 10 April 2010 12:19

some turns are not legal for civilians, the are for emergency vehicals only. learn the rules of the road before getting mad

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sav04 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 16:40

cops can make those u-turns they are emergency u-turns and cops CAN use them u dumbass

skeez_fml 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 16:43

**** tha police

future_trunks 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 16:46

I love how no one has even considered the cop mighthave had a legit reason to do it. Ydi

zackm234 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 16:47

isn't he allowed to do that?

jackie_loka 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 16:54

30 is ugly

adamfreak73 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 17:02

hey, cops are allowed to practically use any u-turn they like. trust me my dads a cop

Fischergirl17 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 17:05

cops are aloud to idiot.

hectorguez1 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 17:06

you should've stop him and whrite him a ticket. lmao.

duckie227 22

Saturday 10 April 2010 17:07

cops are allowed. they also save your life in car accidents. deal with it.

ROFLUMAD 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 17:14

They also plow through red lights. What's your point?

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