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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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By Triumvirate - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML

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By TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

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By LT - 07/08/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

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You deserved it 2 976

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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You deserved it 68 094

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By Dani_Rich - 16/02/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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luck003 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 12:12

did you write him a ticket?

locs376 2

Saturday 10 April 2010 12:19

some turns are not legal for civilians, the are for emergency vehicals only. learn the rules of the road before getting mad

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510lobita510 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 4:40

unfortunately they can do that. it sucks ass

Kaylana_fml 31

Sunday 11 April 2010 5:26

Oh yeah, I would have fought that. I try to catch the number of the squad vehicle whenever I see a cop doing something illegal, like driving on the shoulder to pass by traffic and get off on the exit ramp. Can't do that without sirens and lights going.... Taking this to court will give you a good chance of getting the ticket dismissed.

willnreno911 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 5:36

shoulda gave the pig one of these !!!

mandoalba 5

Sunday 11 April 2010 5:47

u shoulda looked around for the cop before doing anything illegal don't u read the driver ed books

obamabinladen 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 5:49

the cop can make any turn he wants no1s gonna give him a ticket...

babybubz 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 6:00

what a **** sucker...

coolV 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 6:50

**** the police!

Squeezeit 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 6:51

they aren't supposed to do that but do all the time.

Supercop21 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 6:51

police officers are exempt from the law, especially the vehicle code, and they don't need lights and sirens on. So for all you ignorant morons you can stick that in your crack pipe and smoke it. For my "cop killers" out there, you will meet your maker someday and may he have mercy on your soul. police officers protect and serve, they put your life ahead of there own (these are people with families, babies and spouses) yet they choose to protect you. think about that.