Love: Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 11:04 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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By kyyle - 11/01/2014 04:02 - United States - Chicago

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

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By fuglymug - 08/01/2016 21:48 - United States - Appleton

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

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By ajodasdojsad - 21/03/2015 15:12 - United Kingdom - Ewell

Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2015 09:01 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML

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By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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By ImNotFat - 07/08/2013 06:04 - United States - Havertown

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By poorbastard - 30/08/2014 08:35 - Canada - Longueuil

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 00:12 - France - Bourges

Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML

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Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:03

Hmmmm... Sounds like he just likes to be nasty. I wouldn't talk to him much anymore.

RoseBlack123 37

Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:05

How rude. I would dump him at that point. No matter how bad the fight, he shouldn't be saying shit like that

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blackonblight 32

Wednesday 21 January 2015 7:43

I... But.... You're not suppose to talk during charades unless you're guessing. Either he sucks at charades or you worded this very awkwardly.

i_needa_username 17

Wednesday 21 January 2015 14:06

Aw honey that's so mean. Dump his ass!!

shfs2010 4

Wednesday 21 January 2015 15:09

Well...was he correct?

orsombre_fml 11

Wednesday 21 January 2015 18:33

Dump him. You do not deserve to be treated like that.

Lena__24 3

Thursday 22 January 2015 4:56

Well I know how everyone's saying to let him go, but I say. Have a talk with him, don't argue just talk it out.

cherrycokelove 8

Thursday 22 January 2015 5:09

dump him and your friend. my bets their with eachother anyway. you don't deserve either one

FabiusSpeck 3

Thursday 22 January 2015 10:07

Why everyone on FML just say "dump him" or stupid things like that.. It's so difficult to understand that relationships are a bit more complex than that? He insulted you oh my god it's actually that relationship-breaking? I'm puzzled.

Nissi 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 1:01

It's demeaning, it's disrespectful, it's nasty, it's rude. What's not to understand? Who wants to be talked down to? No thank you.

FabiusSpeck 3

Thursday 12 February 2015 9:56

You don't even know what disrespect is. Trust me.

NodakN8V 25

Thursday 22 January 2015 15:40

I think I laughed harder than I should have at this...

pbjpoptarts 0

Friday 30 January 2015 0:04

Your boyfriends an ass. So is your best friend. My best friend would have flew across the table like chuck norris and roundhoused his face up his ass. You deserve better all around.