Love: Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 11:04 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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By kyyle - 11/01/2014 04:02 - United States - Chicago

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

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By fuglymug - 08/01/2016 21:48 - United States - Appleton

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

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By ajodasdojsad - 21/03/2015 15:12 - United Kingdom - Ewell

Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2015 09:01 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML

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By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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By ImNotFat - 07/08/2013 06:04 - United States - Havertown

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By poorbastard - 30/08/2014 08:35 - Canada - Longueuil

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 00:12 - France - Bourges

Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML

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Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:03

Hmmmm... Sounds like he just likes to be nasty. I wouldn't talk to him much anymore.

RoseBlack123 37

Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:05

How rude. I would dump him at that point. No matter how bad the fight, he shouldn't be saying shit like that

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wazzup206 7

Tuesday 20 January 2015 22:37

You fat bastard you and all the pie now baby you've never seen a salad you fat bastard

PropelledFeline 5

Tuesday 20 January 2015 22:38

Are you sure you're BFF wasn't laughing at him since no one thought his joke was funny?

Clawsified 6

Tuesday 20 January 2015 22:57

That's the point where you tell everybody that his is "Mini-Me"

Clevelandians 17

Tuesday 20 January 2015 23:34

Sounds like your friend was just trying to break the tension in the room, bf is an asshole but I wouldn't assume anything about the friend without further details

Callmeseansaur 9

Tuesday 20 January 2015 23:37

I'm pretty sure that your fight wasn't fully resolved, so he was lashing out at you because there's still something going on. Have a talk with him, explain to him that stuff like that isn't okay and try to work through it together.

UhHuhHoney 20

Tuesday 20 January 2015 23:39

Some boyfriend you got there.

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:05

Your boyfriend sounds like a moron. Dump him. Set yourself free and someone better will come along. Life is too short to waste your time with childish antics.

TheInquisitor 3

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:14

It's called a J-O-K-E Sounds like you need to grow up, get some thicker skin and maybe learn to roll with it like maybe using an appropriate movie quote.

Silver_89 9

Wednesday 21 January 2015 1:40

Look guys, OP's boyfriend left a comment! She was clearly hurt and embarrassed in front of company. Saying she looks like a character most people find repulsive and gross isn't funny, it's rude and spiteful. She doesn't need a thicker skin, she needs a more respectful boyfriend.

TheInquisitor 3

Wednesday 21 January 2015 4:26

Oh look guys, it's a whiner baby, just like 90% of this community. If anyone needs a better partner, it's OP's poor boyfriend. Needs a girl who can laugh at herself.