By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
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evilscorpi 29

better start heading to the gym more often

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mrbattleman 10

domestic abuse should always be reported even if it makes the cops think you're a pussy

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ReynshineCutting 10

It's not domestic abuse if thru were playing.

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ReynshineCutting 10

**they were. Damn phone.

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Shadow9876 19

Did you even read "play-wrestling" #12?

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Scands_59 14

Sooooo, she's the man in the relationship?

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reddawn85 8

I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Man card revoked

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PYLrulz 17

Who are you dating?!? Chyna?!? If so, it's totally understandable.

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allard 14

Ah. Old school WWE/WWF/WCW reference. Well done sir, well done indeed.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Or Nikita.

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FunwithBumperCar 0

It's okay most of my sex ends that way as well.

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cptmorgan6 8

Hmm... I can see how that would happen in the bumper car position.

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stewpididiot 11

RUN Forest, RUN !!!

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Sammiches 12

How does that relate to the FML? And it's Forrest, just so you know.

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QueenSaru 28

This. If women want equality, then be equal. Doesn't mean you need to beat the shit out of her, but if she's going to black your eye and clearly not feel guilty, why should you just take it merely because she's a woman? Assault is assault.

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rein 8

wtf. Which part of the FML does it state that op was "holding back"?

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karagarren 8

he said he was play wrestling which kind of implies he wasn't trying to be rough

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deviable 9

My cousins never held back when they wrestled with me. I still have scars, and so do they.

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QueenSaru 28

And lmao at the people giving my comment thumbs down because I don't think us women should be given a free pass for violence.

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epicgamer 18

#50, it's nice to see someone that's not biased and believes in true equality unlike the so called "feminists". if they want equality, they shouldn't even call it feminism, they should call it equalism.

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vsat207 0

At least you didn't get kicked in the crotch. Count your blessings ;)

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leadman1989 15

I'm so dyslexic I read that as **** your blessings lol.

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evilscorpi 29

omg he better not ever cheat, that wouls be the end of him haha

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NoNotTheFace 8

You were literally pussywhipped.

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