2019, here I come! By Lewis - 23/01/2019 19:00 Nevermind... I agree, your life sucks 251 You deserved it 180 Share Tweet Share
Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys… a big black rubber cock. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 225 You deserved it 6 962
Today, my husband and I have officially become that couple that has to schedule sex. Between his working, my going back to school, raising kids, doing housework and homework, we just haven’t had time. Last night we tried to be spontaneous and get it on. We both fell asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 586 You deserved it 245
Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML I agree, your life sucks 51 361 You deserved it 3 504
Today, my boyfriend returned from University after 8 months away. He says he cannot wait to see me. The whole half an hour ride to his home, I was shaking like a leaf. I’m still sitting his driveway because I don’t know how to tell him that I’m 5 months pregnant. Yes, I’m showing. A LOT. FML I agree, your life sucks 243 You deserved it 5 384
Today, I realised I get really attached to characters in long-running TV shows, because I have no friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 749 You deserved it 155
Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they 'thought I would be lonely'. I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 066 You deserved it 3 174
Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML I agree, your life sucks 43 306 You deserved it 8 347
Today, I went on a second date with a girl that I like and had a really good time while with her. We got pretty drunk and then went back to mine. When things started to get sexy, I accidentally called her by her sister's name. A girl I don’t even know. FML I agree, your life sucks 623 You deserved it 968
That should be on WTF. lol
Uhg... I hate looped videos like this