Animals: Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in...

By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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By Never Again - 09/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Riverhead

Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML

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SugarCrazy 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:04

She threw it in the dryer, not the washing machine...

GRRSOM 7

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:11

I think I'd be more afraid of you than that dryer... If I were that cat.

Comments

tmrwisanotherday 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:08

Clean!!! Puuuuusy

My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:10

I'm going to assume that this was posted on the wrong FML on accident. . .

My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:11

This is the second time this week that someone has corrected there comment as I was posting about it therefore making me look like a dumbass ha ha. Well played, sir

tmrwisanotherday 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:12

Yes, but did correct it in time. Would have looked stupid!!

tmrwisanotherday 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:13

I would have been the dumb ass .. Haha

My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:14

This is true ha ha. Good catch, btw

tmrwisanotherday 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:15

Male or female?

My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:18

Female. I thought it said it in my profile

tmrwisanotherday 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:23

Now it does, didn't before.

My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:23

Sorry to disappoint?

tmrwisanotherday 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:25

Gee you have very long legs !!! hahaha

ErocX85 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:14

At least you caught on quickly enough. My wife's moms boyfriend killed one of her cats that way

Rasmus1990 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:14

Come again when you started it

fez667 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:14

and you say your a cat lover

JHandAC 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:21

Be happy you didn't turn it on O.o

twisted_cherub 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:35

Count yourself lucky, OP. My mom killed my pet bat that way. Poor Priscilla died in a load of towels. At least you heard your cat in time.

hoodyNOT2shoes 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:41

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Ur cats fine!!!!!

tmrwisanotherday 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:44

Where happened to my comment, where did you go. My nightmare

Damion345 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:47

now.. how could the OP have known the cat was in there? he could've thought it was a shirt or somethin so i dont get why theres so many YDI's like... really?