Alas, poor Tiddles - FML

Alas, poor Tiddles

By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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By omgjessp - 19/07/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML

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By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 03:30

Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML

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By Never Again - 09/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Riverhead

Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

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By naomids - 30/12/2011 00:29 - United States

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

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By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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silvermoon5033 26

Thursday 19 September 2019 8:29

Oh no! Poor kitty :( So sorry OP

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 19 September 2019 8:34

So, did your mom kill it, and was it an attempt to send you a message of some sort..? I'm a bit confused, since I don't know the story behind this...😕 But, my deepest condolences, OP!

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silvermoon5033 26

Thursday 19 September 2019 8:29

Oh no! Poor kitty :( So sorry OP

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 19 September 2019 8:34

So, did your mom kill it, and was it an attempt to send you a message of some sort..? I'm a bit confused, since I don't know the story behind this...😕 But, my deepest condolences, OP!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 19 September 2019 9:13

I'll bet Fluffy is extra fluffy now. Did your taxidermist recommend tumble drying?

avatar2018 4

Thursday 19 September 2019 10:33

This was funny when I saw that comedy show too

evilplatypus 38

Thursday 19 September 2019 15:05

This isn’t an uncommon occurrence. Cats LOVE to sleep in dryers. When I worked at a shelter, we had two close calls and one...well...passed close.

SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8

Thursday 19 September 2019 17:14

Who the heck is laughing about this??? That’s terrible, OP. I’m sorry 😔

PryderPlayer017 5

Thursday 19 September 2019 20:10

RIP cat...

EmDizzle2007 28

Thursday 19 September 2019 20:36

"tiddles" lol!!!

Morgan Kwn 19

Friday 20 September 2019 1:09

I’m deeply sorry for you OP this must have been horrible for you....

Pix3lJunk 12

Friday 20 September 2019 1:29

Wow, 😔 I'm sorry for your loss .

Abby Lela Samz 8

Wednesday 25 September 2019 7:56

I feel your pain. My niece put my cat in the dryer and instead of feeling bad for it she told me "if you dont help me I wont stop talking about your cat dying" she was 8.

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