By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 06:19 - United States - New Castle

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
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Voldy_fml 16

Actually, I think it was stupid of him to do that.

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Sir_Swaggington 6

That's disgusting. It literally takes 5 seconds to shave each armpit.

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laughsalot1993 2

Who has that reaction to someone else's shirt?

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iGottaFindBubbah 12

I understand not shaving your legs for quite some time but your armpits? I don't know how you do it op. I can't even imagine how you can feel comfortable with armpits you haven't shaved in weeks.

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Giluh 19

The fact that he stuck his finger into your armpit is just a little weird.

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AgentSmith79 9

Stop being lazy and ******* shave, dumbass. That's gross.

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CharresBarkrey 15

You as a male have armpit hair. How is that any less gross?

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fwongraven 10

I like my body hair, shaving it all off makes me feel like a plucked chicken. An underage one.

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cetlawizard 15

Weeks? Nasty. It is well known that armpit hair (as well as certain other bodily hair) not only can cause extra sweating but also trap bacteria & help cause the stench that smells so bad....shave daily if not @ least every other day to avoid looking/smelling like a wookie.

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SecsNoises 6

Just out of morbid curiosity, which peer reviewed study in which acclaimed journal are you basing that statement on?

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