By MJ3105 - 07/05/2009 11:36 - Israel

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
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youmakemyday_fml 0

ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

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ozymandias_fml 0

You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

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jennam_fml 4

#20, I have never seen brown, or green bird shit. I've seen white bird shit, that's about it. But YDI for eating something off a public table.

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Failercoptor 0

Enjoy your AIDS

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Heart_Slayer 0

REGARDLESS OF IT BEEING GROSS MAYO OR NOT ( ON A SIDE NOTE MAYO IS NASTY) AND YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE AT THAT TABLE AND LIKE WIPE THE SHIT FROM THERE ASSES AND DONT WASH THEIR HANDS? I HOPE YOU GET THE EBOLA VIRUS!!

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cal27 0

Is it that hard to tell when something is bird shit? It has a distinctive splatter of a crater and mayo is in smooth globs.

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jumpdancehigh 0

OH MY GOOOOOOODNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !@#$%%^

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realworldready 0

Yea that's a definite YDI. A) Mayo is nasty any-damn-ways B) Why the hell are you eating off public tables? See your mama clearly ain't raise you right.

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gothymama 0

Ewww, even if it was mayo, why the hell would you eat it off an OUTSIDE restaurant table? The inside ones are gross enough, but an OUTSIDE one? Ewww... YDI!!

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FukMeFukU 0

..FAKE. Ive heard this one before, except with Meat. And even if this were real... WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EAT SOMETHING OFF A PUBLIC TABLE?!

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