By MJ3105 - 07/05/2009 11:36 - Israel

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
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youmakemyday_fml 0

ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

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ozymandias_fml 0

You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

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Sagacious 0

pigeon poo carrys over 60 diseases

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izzy_xo 0

r u for real u jus lick random things of a table? =O one word NASTY!

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danielle523 0

ha ha wow that is absolutely disgusting.

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mother_green7 0

something like that happened to me i was drinking a smoothie, and some bird decided to relieve themselves in it ...i didn't notice until too late

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loka_fml 0

Eeeewwwwww that's nasty never do that eeuuuww

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Gabby125 0

Are you that much of a fat ass that you have to eat everything in sight, even a drop of MAYO ON AN OUTDOOR PUBLIC TABLE!!!???? YDI you're a disgusting failure

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