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By  Glowworm56  |  18

You just reminded me of a joke. So this man goes to the pharmacy and buys 6 jumbo boxes of condoms, the cashier wants to know what he's going to do with them all. He replies "I taught my dog how to eat them, so now whenever he goes to the bathroom, he shits in plastic baggies!"

By  Allie614032  |  24

*bowel... and YDI. If you've taken on the responsibility of a pet, you need to provide a safe space for them. And sometimes, that means cleaning up after yourself (ugh, how difficult).

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By  Glowworm56  |  18

You just reminded me of a joke. So this man goes to the pharmacy and buys 6 jumbo boxes of condoms, the cashier wants to know what he's going to do with them all. He replies "I taught my dog how to eat them, so now whenever he goes to the bathroom, he shits in plastic baggies!"

By  Allie614032  |  24

*bowel... and YDI. If you've taken on the responsibility of a pet, you need to provide a safe space for them. And sometimes, that means cleaning up after yourself (ugh, how difficult).

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  texaskitty86  |  25

My husband and I had this happen as well when we were dating. The condom had been wrapped in tissues and put under other items in the trash can, which had a lid. My cat dug through the trash, tore apart the tissues and ate the condom while we were sleeping. Thankfully she puked it back up by the next morning so no vet visit for us. Don't assume that OP left a mess behind, animals can get very creative. As a side note, the bathroom door was always left shut after that to prevent this from happening again

By  ughlololol  |  0

Oh wow, and also ew, this was my post. Cat is fine, he's an idiot, but he's fine. And to the people of "why didn't you clean up after yourself that's your own fault you gross individual", we did. The condom was in the bin. Cat got into the bin while we were at work. He has never gotten into the bin before (and I'd also like to say that no other pet we have ever owned has gotten in the bin ever either), and we have taken the precautions so that it does not happen again. None of this "you need a safe space for your pets" bullshit, our place is perfectly animal friendly. It just seems like, in this instance, it was not idiot-cat friendly.

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  Amber Parkey  |  6

Cats are weirdos can't blame yourself, curiosity killed the cat is a saying for a reason, atleast your a loving enough pet parent not to take the wait and see option. Best of luck, hope kitty still has all 9 lives!

By  Oliver Moore  |  3

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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