Kids: Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt...

By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By peestain - 25/10/2010 10:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy, and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change the 3 year old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-workers son. He was eating jell-o and spilt it on his top, so I pulled off his pj's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year old. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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By Some Guy - 12/10/2015 00:54 - United States - Allen

Today, I was babysitting a two year-old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me, started crying, and stabbed me right in the foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML

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By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

"It's fine... I'll just kill you later."

kerrygirl 13

Friday 5 June 2009 12:09

sounds fair...

Comments

fmlalltheway101 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:11

ha what a cute kid.

alyss531 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:13

Hahaha u got beaten by a little kid. Sounds like ur doing an excellent job. :) I'm just glad that the kid I babysit isn't demented like that...then again, I've never broken his toys...

AKBIGCAL 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:24

Lose some weight maybe? Not saying your fat but seriously take itjnto consideration

nentenkupo 16

Sunday 7 January 2018 23:32

Even a skinny person can break a toy by sitting on it if it's fragile...

hellojoyce 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:25

AHAHAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh :)

beatniksuperhero 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:28

That. Is. GAS.

martie5 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:30

Poor you but ydi

Gawain_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:35

LOL...awesome. You should have shaken the little bastard like a British nanny!

blaznboi 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:35

What would Stewie do?

Ariel09 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:36

Buy him a new toy then! :)

bobbyj711 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:36

Today, I was having a babysitter watch me. He sat on my toy that was $.50! I then said it was cool, lying about that. Later, I hit him with a bat which broke too. Now, he's a toysitter. FML