By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
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Vidrill 22

Well, maybe if you wanted to keep playing, you should have put your foot down?

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Cads1 24

Sounds like she needs to go directly to jail without passing go or collecting $200.

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amileah13 26

Let's hope she doesn't actually mean it!

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im_a_black_guy 10

I was expecting him to say that

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Vidrill 22

Well, maybe if you wanted to keep playing, you should have put your foot down?

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GoingCommando93 14

No, #45. Standing up for himself would've been sufficient.

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mejustbeingme 4

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.

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Kallian_fml 21

The worst part is, with how long it takes to play monopoly, OP is probably still watching and about to shoot himself due to boredom.

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Cads1 24

Sounds like she needs to go directly to jail without passing go or collecting $200.

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jigglypuff34 16

Sounds like someone won't get a chance at the community chest either.

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im_a_black_guy 10

I don't want a chest if everyone gets a grab at it

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Brandi_Faith 33

Flipping the board only ruins everyone else's fun and makes you look like a sore loser, plus everyone gets mad. Op should've told his wife they could play as a team. That way neither is bored while the game is played for hours.

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Vulkfury 8

If her best friend was there should have moved in with her and said "thats called dating your best friend"

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JMichael 25

Hopefully it was just a joke. a very bad one.

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YourOpinionSucks 22

Why didn't you just flip the board? She wants to ruin your fun, take everyone else's with you.

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mikepzz 27

Kinda makes you sound like a whiny b*tch

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cari_cat 19

Flipping the board makes you this legendary character of all funny family stories. Trust me, do it once and no one forgets.

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benjamn 24

That works for a chic, if a guy does it you're just a whiney little bitch.

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assassinmaster 22

LOL you get a legal scholar wife....Hope that I am as smart as your wife when I study family law

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MrsDruidess 23

I dont think throwing a tantrum and flipping the game like some others are suggesting is a wise move for a grown ass man but damn, you cant just let her treat you like that. . . but since you bent over and took it, I gotta say ydi a little . . sad but true. . .

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Blue_Black_fml 21

You're right. What could have OP done though, without making it a big deal or throwing tantrums, especially with the family being there? I think if I was in his place I would've said: "well I'll see you in court then". Then I would have just leave the room with a drink in my hand and pretended I'm having a good time even if I'm not playing.

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Dave_Davington 33

Just tell her no? Then if she tries to force the issue, she'll be the one throwing a tantrum.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I think op should've told her they can play as a team. That way neither of them is bored while the game goes on for hours. (Seriously, it's the longest game ever.)

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