By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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dreamsmean 3

lmao this is one of the only fmls that has made me laugh out loud, for longer than ten seconds. as well as #13 and #37's comments... this is amazing. thank you for making me feel better hahaha

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sublime93 0

Ok best fml in a while lmao

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dustbunny10 0

Haha that's happened to me once!!! No karate pose but I did jump pretty high!!!

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K2snow 0

This is easily the funniest FML i've ever read. @ 13, i died laughing at ur comment.

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CapriceClassic 0

Ok, that really made me crack up! It sounds like something that would be done in a Seth Rogen or Will Farrell movie! Too funny!! I would have LOVED to see that happen!

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gclunax 0

Shouldnt you know what your songs sound like...?

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lyndi16 0

Lmfao I totally just pictured that

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spidergirl040812 0

lol this is sssooo funny number 8 ur hilarious lol

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