By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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S1lly 0

Bahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaha. I approve. x.

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iluvharrison1 0

hahaha thats so funny!

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PRimAl_HUnt3r 0

OMG i did the same thing this morning! SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUTA ME!

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Chaith 16

This whole thread just screams Steve Martin in pink panther. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm52EypYa_Y Haha.

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iowagirl1997 0

LOL I did the same once it was while I was babysitting I screamed and they hid :-)

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poolshark 0

"They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!! They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!"

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bambition7 0

lmfao omgsh thats hilarious

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