By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
I agree, your life sucks 432
You deserved it 118
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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lenahope19 0

Hahah. This is the funniest FML I've read in ages.

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diana491141 0

Hahahahaha that totally almost happens to me a bunch when I'm driving and the song has sirens in it (there's one in particular that I can't think of). I always think it's the cops, which is weird because I'm a pretty good driver and knock on wood I've never been pulled over.

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moony13_fml 0

I've actually done that before. Not with a karate pose, but I've done the jump and spin around bit. :) They won't remember when you go in next time.

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santana5427 0

Hahaha u idiot

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emmyvonlee 0

ahaha i've done this before xD i once accidentally smacked someone too. and i agree with #78, they won't remember.

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familyguyfan 0

Been there done that. But that was hilarious :)

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iamspartacus2 0

I wish I was there so I could laugh at your stupid ass in person

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