Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted... - FML

By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2010 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

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By Hailie - 14/07/2021 20:01

Today, it was my Sweet 16. My cousin threw a tantrum in the middle of it. She popped balloons, threw chairs around, and threw my gifts off the balcony. Reason being, she turned 16 last year and didn’t get a party. She perhaps forgot that last year we were in a pandemic. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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By BirthdayFail - 14/08/2012 07:57 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, it's my birthday. Today is also the day my grandma died, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attempted celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML

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By Needasafe1234 - 25/09/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

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By stpry of my life - 27/02/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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ticknaft 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:26

I can be your friend OP. :)

itsbriiibaby 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:33

well happy birthday...belated. at least you got to spend it with family & again on the brightside, you're not grandma old yet... but you're not 'crapping in your pants' young anymore either. something to be happy about? i do believe so. enjoy all your birthdays while you're still out of diapers. :]

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RVCA_fml 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:50

family is everthing. at 16 , you may not realize it yet. but one day u will. happy birthday. blood is thicker than water

cutieXOXO 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:55

omg its my 16th birthday 2day 2 :) OP happy birthday 

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:04

Growing up, my b day was always immediate family. I never had a party but I was and still am a shy, introverted person, so a b day party would have just made me retreat into my room.

sweetartlp 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:38

my 16th sucked too. I got a snow globe no cake and no party.

lawlatyourfml 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:42

16th birthdays usually end up sucking. i got stabbed in the back for mine. YAY!

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:47

Well hey if you gotta do that than try not to complain... Hey atleast WE ARE VIRGOS!!! My Bday is next Wednesday OP and I gauruntee you it's definately not going to be the best in the world... ND Happy Birthday Anyway...

cole86 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 22:31

that sounds pretty crazy op

dynky 3

Tuesday 24 August 2010 22:48

so? i spent my 21st birthday in the library studying for exams.

Kyousho 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 22:54

i spent my 18 sleeping outside, alone, get over it and stop being picky

guitardedman 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:18

i didn't know i was 16 until the day after. and never cared. cry a ******* river, you're 16, you're not as important as you seem to think.

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