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use his toothbrush instead, he's probably to drunk to even notice, and then tell him when he is sober!

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Hey, pee is good for plants. It carrys nitrogen and other minerals, helping the plant be more robust, AND your father is reducing water pollution by putting his piss to good use. You have a lot to learn from your father and you would be wise to follow in his footsteps. ... just kidding OP, this FML is pretty sad :(

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in my family fathers day mean both my dad and my mom coming home at 3am drunk telling me and my brother not to worry if they die that night. then my dad passes out on the floor while my mom falls in her own puke, saying it smells bad. I'm so serious this happened last year lol

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Well, at least my family is normal, day at the park for the past few hours and now were making corn on the cob. Indeed an fml for OP, your dad has issues

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it's fathers day! he puts up with your crap the other 364 days out of the year, so let him do whatever the fuck he wants!

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Haha celebrity? No. Although glamour whore (as I've been called) does seem almost synonomous with that. I just come on here often enough to recognize most people and be recognized in turn. Loren's more of a 'celeb' than me. He's sure been around longer.

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I agree, it is his day, I'm sure you can deal for one day. My dad just wants us to leave him alone and let him watch his sports on father's day. =P

use his toothbrush instead, he's probably to drunk to even notice, and then tell him when he is sober!

Scrub in between hos toes with your toothbrush..? I really don't see why he made you do that, but if you had to do that why not use his toothbrush instead?

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