Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room...

By shit - 28/04/2016 11:05 - United States - Colonial Heights

Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML

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By oops - 02/03/2013 18:32 - Netherlands - Nieuwe-niedorp

Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML

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By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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Take the L

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML

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Nervous Nelly

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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By Jeff89 - 16/05/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML

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By soccer_bball - 14/10/2013 19:32 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML

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By toothache - 14/05/2013 12:03 - United States - Morton Grove

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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By pain in my gums - 27/02/2017 11:30 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML

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may14th 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:23

They're probably not used to seeing people be happy while at the dentist

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:27

The trick is not to act embarrassed. Everyone is weird just own your weirdness!

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BDanzeisen 20

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:22

They're gonna watch that over a couple of times

may14th 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:23

They're probably not used to seeing people be happy while at the dentist

avenger665 4

Friday 29 April 2016 12:02

Agreed, a lot of ppl are too scared to be happy at a dentist :-)

stingray112 24

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:24

Hey bro everyone needs a good laugh every once in a while

RpiesSPIES 27

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:25

You made their day, no need to be ashamed.

mirhandac 2

Saturday 11 June 2016 21:35

just like luffy

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:27

The trick is not to act embarrassed. Everyone is weird just own your weirdness!

RageWolf16 31

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:37

Aww it's ok OP I bet you made their day. No need to feel embarrassed about being happy!

SameerJain 15

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:45

Hope that clip won't make its way to YouTube. ..

freddygasman 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:53

I hope it will. That would be hilarious to see.

WellCrap5189 11

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:01

Check your surroundings first op lol

NYGiants1925 22

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:16

Did you really think no one would see?

Arkham_Callabero 15

Thursday 28 April 2016 22:02

I don't think they would've done it if they knew

brocho 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:30

Well, considering that the waiting room was empty and he/she didn't know about the camera until after the fact, I would say not.

maharb01 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:49

don't be embarrassed, own it! the world needs more people who "dance"

brocho 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:32

Next Dancing Man, maybe?

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