Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys...

By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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You deserved it 7 356

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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You deserved it 5 012

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 639

You deserved it 8 418

By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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You deserved it 8 323

By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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You deserved it 2 347

By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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You deserved it 2 801

By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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You deserved it 39 009

By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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You deserved it 28 344

Crea8urWorld 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:06

you should of looked at your friends and said 'it's okay, I got the ugly one this time'

marinus_fml 19

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:06

Taking one for the team! He deserves a ******* medal.

Comments

maphineRAWRS 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:08

What an awesome friend he is! I wish my friends would willingly take the fat guys

havocmike 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:26

be less fat next time

epiikgangster11 2

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:36

ydi go lose some weight

epiikgangster11 2

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:38

I agree with this epiikgangster fella go lose some weight

Cheylea 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:28

So you comment on your own stuff? o_O Lame...

cyanne_fml 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:42

88 is right ... your lame and a lonely person.... .___.

Cheylea 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:23

Tell him he should use his hand tonight, you have to get up early for the gym. (;

theonlysweetpea 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:42

I like #90. He's right. But make the guy work for it! You never know; he might like fatties.

heartsjuicy 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:48

He is a jerck! Dont let that affect your confidence:) And dont feel pressured to go on a diet. If you are do it thinking of your self not no body else:)