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That's harsh and bitchy of them, but that's what happens when you hand out your phone number to random douchebags at bars.

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Dont worry OP, if your fat you can work out and eat healthier and such to fix that. You just can't fix ugly. Btw face reconstruction does not look good.

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Don't worry! Hopefully they were just saying atupid drunk stuff. There are others out there though! :P

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once I called a girl from a bar and asked if she ate mandarins with or without the skin and she just giggled

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I'm guessing that your the fat one, and the ugly one was really just your beer gut. This would explain a few things.

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snaps for the dumbass using what is probably the most overused phrase of the decade. and i agree, anyone that uses the word epic is a tool.

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That's harsh and bitchy of them, but that's what happens when you hand out your phone number to random douchebags at bars.

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And all they got was her and the friends number.. Clearly they're yet to discover the "Does this cloth smell like chloroform?" line yet. Results guaranteed.

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it's has been my experience that men would prefer to fuck a chick with a face so ugly it looks like a dog that just got out of a fight and smashed it's face in a pile of it's own shit then a bigger girl with a beautiful face. I don't understand it, and it's one of the reasons why I'm such a bitch

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You can put a bag over her head... I haven't heard of a bag large enough to fit the morbidaly obese women of this great nation.

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