By goingtothegym - 09/12/2013 01:16 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML
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xnyletak 17

It's okay, OP. December is cold. 'Tis the season to gain some extra insulation.

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Somuchart 3

I had the opposite happen once, see I was shoplifting condoms and the owner caught me, looked at my face and let me go saying I couldn't possibly use them so I couldn't possibly be stealing em.

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jessal 28

I hope they apologized to you after the fact. I would report whoever it was who accused you. That's just not right.

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17krorob 7

It's the holidays dont take any offence because I know i gain at least 10 pounds...

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KylarStern19 7

R u Chris Griffin?

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Kyle101202303 2

Nothing that can't be changed. You can always go to the gym and lose some. Don't let it bother you, who cares what other people say/think.

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worldclassrager 39

Well if they search you they won't find anything...so you should be clear...

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nikkidii 14

I would tell them: " At least I can lose weight naturally. You need surgery to fix your faces."

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MilitaryPegasus 18

I feel ya....not the first person that's happened to

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lildogart 1

Alright son then I'm gonna need those hams you are trying steal

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jdejacimo 4

If you've got it, flaunt it. You're fab.

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