Work: Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night....

By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By kbartlett86 - 24/06/2010 20:02 - Canada

Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

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By boss_daughter - 20/05/2015 12:03 - United States

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

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The next day hangover

By CantHandleAlcohol - 17/05/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, I got drunk enough to do cartwheels at a company party. In a dress. I work in HR, can’t land a cartwheel, or handle my alcohol. FML

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Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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By Noah - 16/08/2016 18:43 - United States - South Haven

Today, I was at a bar with my girlfriend, and I noticed an obnoxious guy from college I used to hang out with. I tried to avoid eye contact, but all of a sudden he shouted, "There's the guy who puked his margarita back into the glass!" Everyone stared. Yup, that was me, just last week. FML

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All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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vampireknight 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 23:29

so do you still have this job?

holynemesis1208 3

Wednesday 25 February 2009 0:05

did they ask for a reinactment?

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fsxman1 11

Tuesday 30 March 2010 7:43

I found the video

TheFun1 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 20:00

hahahaha nice job:))

XxCrazygirlxX 0

Monday 12 July 2010 13:20

Nice job :P Way 2 screw up :P

zakkaisftw 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 0:13

TO THA PERKALATAR

squirrels_FTW 3

Sunday 22 August 2010 6:12

lol. it's amazing wat drunkards can do........:D

Phatso806 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 4:37

YDI if u can't control your self when your drunk don't drink! and stuff like this won't happen

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 20:13

If that really happened you should be talking to HR about sexual harassment. Even if it wasn't you in the video, that's extremely inappropriate.

TinyDude 10

Saturday 8 October 2011 4:12

Its time for the perculator!!!

moemoney8888 7

Sunday 8 April 2012 20:17

Oh I'm watching this on YouTube....

xxEternalRain 13

Thursday 7 February 2013 23:45

THIS is why i dont party or drink. It makes u look like an idiot and ruins your life

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