By Joe - 11/12/2011 01:03 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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Mojo66930 0

Thats just wrong in so many ways.

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.

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lizard399 0

Imagine the set up for that.."Hey hon, it's around that time again, would you mind not braiding it so tightly this time?" ..just weird

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chocol8m 6

Ohmygosh. U just made this fml even more disturbing, and I didnt think that was possible

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WeAreScrewed 3

Well I'm 14 and mines long enough, so don't be surprised.

criminalmindsfan 0

You felt the need to tell us this because...

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BellaMarta 19

wtf? It's not Tuesday. No need for a tmi.

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FYLDeep 25

Yeah, TMI. You shouldn't be revealing all these details about pubes 'cause it's not like we all have them or nothing.

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builditbetter09 3

O__O What the **** would you tell us that for?

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WeAreScrewed 3

#35- No one ever said I was a male. Oh by the way, I've been laid.

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Shrike 23

"YOUR only 14"? At least he knows basic English grammar. On the other hand, he's a lying internet poser. Keep telling yourself you've been laid, kid. Eventually you might actually believe it.

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cBlackout 13

Great. So now we can tell you're disgusting AND a *****.

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Baytheshark 14

I feel like such a failure now. I haven't even been kissed.

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rainydayz133 6

Was that necessary? I think I'm scarred enough from the FML

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elmoswifeybish 1

That's gross.

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RevolverMonroe0 0

Shave it. Like... Now.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

You have officially burned an image in my head that I really really didnt want.

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yumlicious 4

YDI. You never know what to expect when visiting FML. You took gambled...and lost.

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yumlicious 4

Hm. I was either going to type "You took a gamble and lost" or "You gambled and lost". Apparently I went with both. I was so disgusted by the FML that it scrambled my brain. I guess I lost as well.

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shazza26 1

Reminds me of scary movie with Brenda in the modeling scene ;)

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PurpleChica9 0

I think it's awkward that your mom's braiding it. Umm... maybe some people grow out their bush. xD.??

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picturescrazy 24

You have some very interesting parents... I've never even heard of anyone doing that, nor did I know pubic hair could even grow out that long.

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