Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I...

By Joe - 11/12/2011 01:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 14:33 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 17:44 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 23:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Sunday 11 December 2011 9:05

Thats just wrong in so many ways.

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:06

I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.

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bl0w0ut 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:38

imagine all the other things your parents do. ew. poor you.

cantdobetter 2

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:25

ohh this shit is disgusting I hope your lying...

jwill27 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:51

Grody! No offense but your family's weird

WeAreScrewed 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:12

121- Indeed. Although I was joking about being a female.

footcheezeez 16

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:18

Can it even grow that far?

daisysanchez24 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:51

Ugh, parents should really learn to lock their doors. ;)

love_player 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:56

Thats just wrong in so many ways eww... You must have been embarresed????

IxCallxBULLSHIT 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:57

Um!. . . . . . . . That's GROSSest fml ever. . . . May your dad go bald down there!

WeezysGurl05 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:28

That's disgusting .

redtigerlily 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:32

They are bonding. I don't know it sounds pretty cool that they are comfortable enough for them to do that.

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