By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 14:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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mikey0505 0

now you know why your food had that ronchie taste all these years

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SkullCanddi 0

Heheh You Should Have Yelled At Him See What He Says

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mountiansnow 0

if I can't stand the **** get out of the kitchen

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dontgiveaflyingf_fml 0

I do, JG! As in when u r at the urinal at work, u say to yr mates all standing there taking a piss, " is this where all the big knobs hang out?" The ones with big ones laugh. the ones with under 7 inches grimace.

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monnanon 13

Anything over 7 inches is a waste anyway. Unless you like comparing it with over guys all the time.

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monnanon 13

*other I would also like to add that only guys with serious inferiority complexes broadcast their *coughfakecouch* penis size online.

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monnanon 13

oops, thanks for pointing that out lol :D

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christian50 0

he didn't have mayonaise so he went with the closest thing! Bahahaha

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Karli96 0

mmmm how did your potential siblings taste? ;)

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theAnimalsPain 10

oh mann that happened 2 mee once...i just culdnt eat with him anymore

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thizzl3ear 0

u should of helped him cook haha

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