By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 14:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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aadk 0

first thing I thought of after reading this FML: Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, check in with me, and do your job haha

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AVAG_ 0

FYI, I posted this, and I thought I make an account now just to clarified that I actually used the word 'd!ck,' FML changed it to Knob ;)

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dirtyoldman27560 0

you were askin for it dressed like that

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AVAG_ 0

I personally think, FML were trying to make me sound proper British by replacing the word Dick, with Knob,

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l3allin_all_day 0

was he out of salt??

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BrayseAndChloe 0

bahaha, that's gross.

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Sleekhope 0

If he's cooking with the 'same hand', then I guess it would have caused you to cringe. It still would have made you cringe anyway. How two faced, can that comment get..

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