By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 14:58 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

I'd check your food for traces of semen if I were you.

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WaylonD 4

he was just adding cheese to your dinner!

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Pooper_T_fml 0

I'm going to assume my Americanism is the reason for why I've never heard a dick being called a "knob.

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Kanvis78 0

Knob, the other white meat. Beef, it's what's for dinner? Where's the beef? :)

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ImApencil 0

jeez a guy can't touch his crotch in his own house anymore?

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highsheep 0

YDI for not bending over and sucking him off till he explodes with his juice in your mouth.

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jjrebel26 0

ydi for enjoying your dads crotch flavor

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skeettt 0

He must be real passionate about food...

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