Work: Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant...

By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Tasty - 19/07/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

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Rude

By -_- - 22/09/2013 18:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant I really like. As I waited on my first customer, I suggested that he try the apple pie, because it's my favourite. He looked up at me and said, "Yeah? Figures! Lay off 'em, porky!" FML

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Nice try old man

By Chris - 23/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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Close shave

By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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By serverdessert - 08/03/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

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By morg2000 - 17/02/2009 23:23 - Mexico

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

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TheCookieComet 23

Friday 22 May 2015 0:54

I guess you got buns hun.

cutycat136 28

Friday 22 May 2015 0:54

Should have just brushed it off and said sorry sir, I believe you may be in the wrong place for that dish. Try ordering something on the menu please

Comments

King_Briley 4

Saturday 23 May 2015 1:09

Maybe he was gay..

interesting33 36

Saturday 23 May 2015 13:39

But that doesn't excuse him acting like that

cbeigs 5

Saturday 23 May 2015 5:20

Work it and take the tips, that's the life of a server

Repethetic 25

Saturday 23 May 2015 15:34

so because you're male, the unwanted sexual attention is not okay? in comparison to...

divadro102 16

Saturday 23 May 2015 16:24

Sorry sir, we don't offer donkey

sally_jangl 13

Saturday 23 May 2015 16:31

hahaha XD

shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 23 May 2015 23:45

Time to work for a good tip. Shake that!

JoshuaJamesGrimm 5

Sunday 24 May 2015 1:23

You know about other sexualities right? ^^

RayRey009 5

Sunday 24 May 2015 5:03

Not that it would have made it any more ok were you a girl...

billy194 6

Monday 25 May 2015 19:13

You must have a nice ass than Mr. However, that doesn't mean that fellow gays should be hitting on you while you are working. I'm sorry you had to deal with a stereotype today.

kmw77 5

Sunday 31 May 2015 1:08

The way you've said that is that it's perfectly acceptable, even expected, for that to happen if you were female.... Do you understand how wrong that is?