By gumless - 02/05/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, I tried whitening my teeth with an off-brand product. It didn't whiten my teeth, but it did burn parts of my gums off. FML
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TaliaTerror 5

If it dissolves your gums just think of what it might be doing to those teeth of yours...

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KnightAngela1109 10

Guess you can never have white enough gums

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eyecon502 13

So oral sex from you is out for a while?

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RedPillSucks 31

What if the guy tapes teeth whitener to his dick?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

RedPill, I don't know. Why don't you try it out. I heard of some test subjects that resides in the Bastard household, try it on their Penises. Don't tell Doc about what I know.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

just keep using it. the burning means its working

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uncivil 5

Everything you say is invalid because of the simple fact you use "YOLO"

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seb6969 6

Why would you want to whiten your teeth anyway? If you take good care of your teeth, don't smoke, don't drink coffee, don't do oral sex (basically don't have any fun at all), and brush 65 times a day , then your teeth should already be white from being naturally healthy, and shouldn't need to whiten them. But if you still want to do it, then only the dentist can do a safe and effective job, providing you're willing to take 3 mortgages on your house.

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mckibabe 7

Actually cum is good for your teeth.

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aileen15 15

lmao guys it was sarcasm I kno her teeth arent yellow her edited pic shows its yellow goodness....sarcasm ppl sarcasm

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aileen15 15

huh?!?! how's that racist? I'm confused perdix haha

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theevilduchess 12

Perdix was making a joke. People are too pc these days. I thought it was rather clever.

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