By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 07:52 - United States

Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
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DocBastard 38

Sounds like she just clocked you in the face.

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Megan98 18

I would've said "You're right, I can do so much better".... Then laugh when she has a bitch fit.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Damn that's cold, I mean you can atleast let someone down nicely.

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AzKoldAzICE 3

You should have responded "you're right I do need to pick up better girls."

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wvcheesehead1 9

Should have said that you thought she was in your price range.

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erichsalvesen 13

There is no such thing. No one with outside of anyone else's make believe league. Anyone can date/**** anyone. Just have confidence and know what you're talking about.

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megmichelle45 3

sorry OP. Most girls aren't like that at all.

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annalily5 28

I remembered when someone tried that method while I was walking my dog. He was pretty cute. Too bad I was so tired and out of it I said it was "40:11" instead of 4:11, and when he asked my name I said I forgot. Not the most glorious day in my life. And sorry that girl was such an ass about it. I don't know why some people are incapable of turning people down politely.

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gman90210 18

Tell her I did by lowering my standards to ask you.

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jjavier2453 4

oooh do you need a napkin with that? cause you just got served!!!

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thagar 2

Your response should have been, "okay, but that still doesn't change the fact that I don't know the time."

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